And spends the rest of her life there.
I'm in Dallas right now - specifically, the Dallas airport. I'm meant to be in New Orleans but that's the thing about making plans: You really shouldn't bother. Our layover here has been extended from 1 hour to 3 hours (and counting). I'd purchased Tina Fey's Bossypants at the Burbank airport and it was a brilliant way to kill five hours of travel time but now I'm ready for the next thing. Flooding and thunderstoms, New Orleans, I'm coming for you*!